Obscure Mutterings

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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

(Source: petewentz-, via goldenheartedrose)

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

(via l0kasenna)

oddchelonian:

Tiny snake friend found at work.

He scared the living crap out of the cleaning lady, who demanded that I kill him. Of course I would do no such thing and instead released him into the courtyard.

(via art-and-sterf)

goldenheartedrose:

cakesexuality:

mj-irl:

Clint and Natasha practice their ASL alphabet during some down time during a mission

Oh my god
Clint’s right hand says “O,” Natasha’s right says “T,” and her left says “P” (it actually looks more like “K” to me but I think the artist was going for “P”)
So
O-T-P

I LOVE THIS and I noticed it but thought I was wrong, too. It looks like he’s in the process of correcting her K to be a P and oh man, feelings.

goldenheartedrose:

cakesexuality:

mj-irl:

Clint and Natasha practice their ASL alphabet during some down time during a mission

Oh my god

Clint’s right hand says “O,” Natasha’s right says “T,” and her left says “P” (it actually looks more like “K” to me but I think the artist was going for “P”)

So

O-T-P

I LOVE THIS and I noticed it but thought I was wrong, too. It looks like he’s in the process of correcting her K to be a P and oh man, feelings.

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

(via ultrafacts)

theirtinywings:

serenakenobi:

jadefyre:

savingsergeantbarnes:

what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir

"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"

"This shield does much damage! I like it!"

"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*

(Source: punkrogers, via abigailrochelle)

ioweyouamoffat:

catsuitmonarchy:

"And when I meet [Scarlett] - our first scene we shot together, she was like, "Hey, Falcon," and I went "Oh! Oh, hey, Widow!” So then I was like, I get it! Black Widow and Falcon are dating.”

I now plan on watching the movie with the idea that they were dating the entire time to see if that lines up.
It would, at the very least, be the best explanation for the hair straightener.

No but this would give Steve’s whole “on your left” thing a whole new meaning

awkward steve trying to check out his bestie’s boyfriend bc she can take care of herself but he’s probably like but who would she want to date i must meet this man and shake his hand because damn

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